No strings attached

"If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you, son 

I've got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one"

– No, Adam, it's after 10pm. Come on, the "where are you?" text it's like saying "Hey! I wanna hav sex with you, I just need to know how drunk you are"

 – What I need is someone who's gonna be in my bed at 2am, who I don't have to lie to, or eat breakfast with.
– I hate breakfast. And lying. I also hate war.