No strings attached

"If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you, son 

I've got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one"

– No, Adam, it's after 10pm. Come on, the "where are you?" text it's like saying "Hey! I wanna hav sex with you, I just need to know how drunk you are"

 – What I need is someone who's gonna be in my bed at 2am, who I don't have to lie to, or eat breakfast with.
– I hate breakfast. And lying. I also hate war.

- Mi ex se va a casar.

- ¿Por qué te preocupa? ¿Lo amas?

- Claro que no, imbécil. Te amo a tí.

- Wow, me siento amado. ¿Entonces por qué te molesta tanto? 

Si tú también te vas a casar, conmigo.

- Si, pero yo me voy a casar porque lo olvidé a él, 

ÉL SE VA A CASAR PORQUE ME OLVIDÓ A MI.

– Oh! You know CPR?

– Of course I do!

– Why?

– I had to do CPR on my dad 

when I told him I was gay.

Amo a Zapp Brannigan

"Quiero dos filetes. Y para las señoritas, dos ensaladas que sean 

muy sensuales y bajas en carbohidratos"

I do

 

 

 

 

 

 

Fuente: Potterheadproblems ♥

Destiny is for losers. Its just a stupid excuse to wait for things to happen instead of making them happen. 

Blair Waldorf

+ Will you still love me in the morning?

+ Forever and ever, babe.

La hice yo, matense antes de copiarla :D
Harry Potter in 99 seconds

"Oh, look at me, I havent had sex in
three weeks, I'm the freaking Dalai Lama!"

Christine Campbell
New Adventures of Old Christine

IF ANOTHER WOMAN MESSES UP WITH YOU MAN,

you gotta be pro-active

 SARAH HYLAND- MODERN FAMILY

But you know that when the truth is told,
that you can get what you want or you get old

VIENNA WAITS FOR U

- Any regrets?

- Nah, that's just a waste of time.

Jennifer Aniston.

El fin de una era.

A CHAPTER'S ENDING, BUT THE STORY IS ONLY JUST BEGUN

No. I can’t, you’re a totally different person to me now. I used to think of you as somebody that would never, ever hurt me, ever. God, and now I just can’t stop picturing with her, I can’t, it doesn’t matter what you say, or what you do, Ross. It’s just changed, everything. Forever.

Rachel Green, Friends